Food. Most of we CAC dealers are not on the thin side, so eating it is definitely one of our greatest pleasures. We need delicious and thus unhealthy fast food fast to fuel us while we quickly traverse the rugged countryside to endure bloody battles for CAC bargains.
The buck stops at Popeyes. Best chicken. Best fried shrimp. Best flounder. Best fries. Best biscuits. Best Cajun rice. Best mac and cheese. Best coleslaw. Best mashed potatoes. Best gravy. And the very best side dish available anywhere, red beans and rice.
Popeyes are everywhere that CAC dealers are. Airports. Train stations. Convention centers. Rest stops. Your neighborhood. I even saw one at Walmart (do not pretend that you do not shop there. Everyone does).
Popeyes has the four main food groups: grease, salt, fat, and chicken.
I was seriously going to buy a suburban franchise in consideration of buying several until I learned that the annual net profit per store is as little as $50,000. Holy Chicken Little, I thought the coin business was tough.
But one day I will die and go to Popeye's.